drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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