My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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