OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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