Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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