I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
only you would photoshop your dick
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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