You can't motorboat a personality
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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