Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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