ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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