I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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