Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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