I want to stick my p in your. b.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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