On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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