What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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