i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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