So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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