i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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