They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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