The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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