But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
So much Jack, so little girl.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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