I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
