next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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