there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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