She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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