you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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