I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
vagina is talking i cant
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Randomize
