My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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