what if I'm pregnant?
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Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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