i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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