There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Actions speak louder than pants.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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