Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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