he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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