doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my being single is dangerous.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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