I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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