You're so nebulous sometimes
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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