So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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