This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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