Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The power of my boobs compel you
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