she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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