have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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