On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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