They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Boobs are out for the taking
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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