i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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