well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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