What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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