Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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