and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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