I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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