Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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