It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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