Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
