he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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