Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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